One of my scripting goals is to make my infodumps as anti-Asimovian as possible, useless bits of undirected technochatter that make no use of familiar referents and serve only to obfuscate.

Seriously, would you care to explain to a Medieval serving-girl what Twitter was? Would you want to try to explain to her what it was good for? If your answer is “No, get their dirty little hands and minds away from me, and please would someone direct me to the nearest Best Western,” you’re thinking like Gilgam.